It is important to have laughter in the work place, as talked about in this article. Salmon Day : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.Ĭhainsaw consultant : An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean handsĤ04:Someone who is clueless, from the World Wide Web error message “404 Not Found”, meaning the requested document couldn’t be located. Mission critical : We are stuffed if this fails! “Ask Tim, he’s the alpha geek around here.” It’s a Feature : From the adage “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.” Used sarcastically to describe an unpleasant experience that you wish to gloss over.Īlpha Geek : The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. Under Mouse Arrest : Getting busted for violating the company’s web browsing rule of conduct. Mouse potato : The on-line generation’s answer to the couch potato.īlamestorming : Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. Idea hamsters : People who always seem to have their idea generators running. Keyboard Plaque : The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on a computer keyboard. Stress puppy : A person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. Open-Collar Workers : People who work at home or telecommute.Īdminisphere : The rarefied organisation layers beginning just above the rank of call centre manager.
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Prairie dogging : When something happens in a call centre with cubicles, where people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.
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Net Lag : That glazed look when you have been online for too long.
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Modern management speak (Thanks to Tim W) Here is a selection of jokes and funny stories that we have been sent in over the last few months. If you have come across any good call centre jokes please drop us a line and we’ll see if we can publish them. We have added in a number of funny stories that we have been sent over the past few months. We could all do with a little bit of a laugh from time to time.